This is priceless and nerddom is universal.
“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.
“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t
Wesley the sass master, here.
Because there is never enough Princess Bride. Ever.
my greatest fear is that i’ll look terrible when i die like no if youre going to murder me pls wait till ive spent 2 hours on my hair and makeup
this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived
You buy in bulk, it costs less.
FACT OF THE DAY: pluto still is a planet but they don’t want you to know that
I heard you were talking shit
Why is he so pretty?
because god is a sadist
reblogging again for that answer
Oooh the ripped jeans are back!
This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
Wow, that’s awesome!
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Ummm I know ppl who just took theirs off with wire cutters.