digg:

Remember Hanson? They now have a beer called MmmHops.

Are they even old enough to buy beer?!

niknak79:

Cooking soup

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

oohyeahboomalackaway:

originalwolfgirl:

Graham Norton: So you know the Lonely Hearts columns, we put [a chat-up line] in an ad in the Lonely Hearts column to see how or if it would work. [x]

may be one of my favorite parts ever

oh god xD

Derek feels stupid. :p

lulz-time:

thatneedstogo:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and he still hasn’t got an oscar

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

madmanintransit:

nuclearpiss:

eleanorbearder:

jambandit:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

#this is why i don’t trust people who wear makeup

OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL

HOW D:

Never trusting makeup

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

THIS!!

brookieymonster:

Happy 40th Birthday Noel Fielding! Love love love all of your work! Here’s to another 40+years! 🎁🎉🎈🎂 🇬🇧 #NoelFielding #Birthday #British #MightyBoosh #LuxuryComedy #PerfectHumanBeing #FuckingFabulous #NeverChangeDarling

I had this!

fireworksovertheinterstate:

comedycentral:

This “2 grams for $40” thing was not Nathan’s first brilliant Twitter experiment.

If you’re not following @NathanFielder, you must have #rocks in your #brains.

george costanza omg

never double up though, come on, that’s basic bad advice